I'm s'posed to rock a 3 inch patch
get the Danny DeVito kinda snatch, la-da-deh!
It rep "Always Sunny" that's be Frank Reynolds, yeh?
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Patch me up with somethin' fit for gifts,
pick one out and leave 'em thinkin', "This is it!"
From jackets and bags this scuttle catches light,
Let its design make your day oh so bright!
Looky here iron patch application brief—
Sewing not an urgent must—just relief!
The dimensions just right are what you gonna see;
Superior quality makes all that agreed.
Thanks to Danny Devito Patch we made the switch--
Can't help but smile after havin' such a stitch!