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"Aubrey Thing: A Cloth of Fine Jersey Wearing!"

by Kyllian Wildebeast at Absurdophile

The aubrey thing, it’s easy to see

It befits the namesak in unique fashion

This t-shirt is of fine jersey cloth you see

It would bring this proud name great satisfaction!

The fit's perfect true sizes each wearing

And any other style cometh unwearing

Look 'neath your first name so daring

Pull on closure and one'll feel free caring.

Now washable machine with nay trouble

Rest assured your Aubrey things won't double

Receive compliments all day, no stubble!

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