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"Aubrey Thing: A Solid Cut That Fits Like a Glove!"

by Roman the Nerd at Absurdophile

Verse 1

I'm Aubrey and I'm here to say,

That this t-shirt is made my way.

It won't fit in others clothes,

But with this style you'll never be errant those.

Chorus:

It's an Aubrey Thing, you wouldn't understand!

With high quality fabric it will always be grand!

No more knocking on wood for luck cause now, you got the perfect look - A solid cut that fits like a glove!

It's an Aubrey Thing, you wouldn't understand!

Verse 2:

Everybody stops in their tracks when I rock up this shirt; what a flirt !

You can give your friends one too if they stick around until we get through;For any other name there'd sure come dismay but not for Aubreys' all shout hooray !

Chorus:

It's an Aubrey Thing, you wouldn't understand! With high quality fabric it will always be grand! No more knocking on wood for luck cause now,you got the perfect look - A solid cut that fits like a glove! It's anAubrey Thing, You Wouldn't Understand!!

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