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"Life-Changing and Therapeutic: Review of the Richard Simmons Hi Everybody! Big Face Poster Tank Top"

by Negative Norm at Absurdophile

Wow, I just knew that when I bought the Richard Simmons Hi Everybody! Big Face Poster Tank Top from Amazon, it would be a life-changing experience. After all, this product boasts "Lightweight, Classic fit", so obviously it's the best of both worlds ― lightweight and fashionable! It makes me feel like a million bucks (even with my unfortunate five o'clock shadow!), and you can't put a price on that. Plus, owning something officially licensed by Richard himself has been extremely therapeutic for me during these troubled times ― not only does it remind me of more joyous moments in my past but also forces me to press onwards towards better health habits such as mindfulness techniques and regular exercise routines (which apparently this T-shirt is designed to facilitate!). On top of all that — plus the fact that its 100% cotton fabric will last longer than any other kind — there's nothing quite like how confident I feel knowing I'm rocking at least one item of authentic fitness wear since starting my own weight loss journey two months ago... even if those 'head over heels' ab workouts didn't quite make everyone else join in with an enthusiastic 'Hi everybody!'

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