Verse 1:
Every great beauty needs a trusty bag,
We found this one here and it's ready to brag!
This pouch for sure makes our outfits pop,
Perf for stashing anything that needs to drop.
Chorus:
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It'll last with double sided 3D printing, you'd be amiss without your own styling (Oh yeah!)
Don't forget about the perfect size—33cm by 22cm—to organize all those little things or store keys (Woah!).
The durable material will make sure your stuff stays safe, no need to fear if something spills in haste (Nope).
And let's not miss out on what's printed on the bag—"Thou may ingest a satchel of Richards"—we gotta snag!
Verse 2:
We don't wanna hear any "It can't be done" complains,
Because this bag guarantees no more stress and strains.
So wave goodbye to missed appointments and such frustration;
This stylish pouch ‘bout have us looking like fashion sensations!