Tonight I'm headed to a party, and all my nerves are on fire.
So I turn to "How To Appear Normal At Social Events: And Other Essential Wisdom" from Amazon, the perfect source of inspirin'.
Angelica: Guide has helped me with small talk strategies that can't fail?
Hamilton: Yup, you'll be working the room so your friends won't bewail!
Angelica: It's full of clever tips for how to make conversation flow?
Hamilton: Aye, even if at first you're feeling tongue-tied like Washington Poe!
Angelica: Suggests some killer ways to end conversations without being rude?
Hamilton: Uh huh - bow out gracefully while still keeping it cool!
Angelica: How about ideas for when there's an awkward silence in the group?
Hamilton:"How To Appear Normal..." gotchu covered - no need for any lead-up!
So don't shy away from social events - this wisdom will help advance ya', now it's time for us tonight to show our groove off and danceaaa!!