Aye, My book game is strong but my nerves ain't long
When I start talkin' with strangers it tends to go wrong.
But then a gem popped up on Amazon Prime
That reads "How to Appear Normal at Social Events" so I, like, made the buy! Click here!
The theory seemed clever and kind of absurd
I took the plunge and added it to my word!
To help out in life's awkward situations
This little guide was full of helpful suggestions.
It gave me confidence when having conversations;
Came back from events feeling great elations!
Now, even though details are thin on this find -
http://www.amazon.com/dp/1449487963?tag=absurdophile-20` -
I'm just joshin', give it 100% approval rating !