Ayo, it's your boy King Authur here ~
I'm head over heels for The Christmas Pig Amazon Link so lemme share!
The price is a steal, guaranteed to please –
It's sure to be the talk around all of your holiday feasts!
You won't know the secret behind this little creature 'til you receive him
But I can guarantee that he'll make y'all beam and gleam like phosphorim!
So don't be shy and go on and buy –
If you get The Christmas Pig ya life will never be dry!