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"A Festive Christmas Feast: The CAHOOTS Santa Mask for 2021's Yule Season!"

by Roman the Nerd at Absurdophile

Safe-keeping 'neath your nose, and all the way up to your brow,

This Encased Santa Mask will scare away the holiday scowl!

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08N3LW9FN?tag=absurdophile-20

No longer needed is a worry if you're going out or in:

Your CAHOOTS style Santa beard'll put smiles on ev'ryone's chin!!

It fits fine, so there's no mess with masks that don't fit right--

Just cozy cotton on your face brings comfort all through day and night.

Make sure each person who needs one gets these stylish bands of fleece;

Give yourself some ho-ho-hoes with this festive Christmas feast!

With extra health protection 'tis clear why it should be chosen:

This mask for adults is just what we need for 2021’s Yule season!!

Check it out!

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