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"Odd Sox Pepsi Mountain Dew: Funky Footwear for the Bold and Stylish!"

by Devin Who Dad Jokes at Absurdophile

My search for cool socks I made,

On Amazon, it was no mistake.

To "Odd Sox Pepsi Mountain Dew"I clicked it,

So fun they are--no need to seek!

These official merch pairs do bestow,

Mountain Dew stripes that stand out so!

Outfit trends with a modern flair –

Quite frankly these socks take the cake up there!

A fit that’s comfortable and light,

The fab designs carry on in multiples of this sight;

And should you need some extra cover –

shimmy those legs right into these stylish garb!

One size fits most for any gender type -–

Yes ladies...you too can rock this hype;

For many seasons both warm and cold -

Your feet will stay fresh as well as bold.

Y-Gore heel…it wins anew –

We thank you 'Odd Sox," we love this view;

Its blend of cotton & spandex smooth —

This purchase is sure to make our shoes aloof.

Machine washable with tons of styles —

You refresh your wardrobe all the while;

As colorful toes come near tomorrow's noon—

Funky hues await emblazoned soon.

Masterpiece product by true bon vivant—

There's nothing else like these swanky odd sox cant!!

Check it out!

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