I've been searchin' high and low for a new pair of socks,
That'll make 'em raise they eyebrows when I walk past the blocks.
But nothing was clickin', all my options were bland,
Till I found them Odd Sox Pepsi Mountain Dew Merchandise Funny Crew Socks from the fierce "Mountain Dew" brand!
The texture is so supple that it won't fray or tear,
And no matter how fast you're running your feet will stay clear.
And with premium features like Y-Gore heel and extended cuff,
Your socks will encompass each foot and keep it nice n' snug!
They offer assorted styles - Large Mountain Dew Stripes to choose from,
So you can rock these funky prints anytime day or night come!
A popular selection for golfing, workin' out in the gym --
These Odd Sox gotta little bit of everything -- even Big Lebowski references on 'em!
Not just men's sizes either -- fit women's shoe size 9-13 too;
Machine washable and machine made: strength that only grows over time anew!!
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Once more for effect let me say this loud & clear:
You'd be silly not to pick up some fresh oddsox gear!!