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"Poolmaster 30-Inch Floating Crocodile Decoy: Perfect for the Nonchalant Cali Bro!"

by Jeremy the Stoner at Absurdophile

As a nonchalant stoner Cali bro, I'm always looking for ways to spruce up my pool area. So when I saw the Poolmaster 30-Inch Floating Crocodile Decoy, I knew it was perfect!

The decoy measures an impressive 30 inches long, and is made of sturdy and weatherproof polystyrene - so you know it'll last in any type of climate. Plus, its life-like detailing makes it look like the real deal!

I love that this Poolmaster 30-Inch Floating Crocodile Decoy can be used both in water or on land; which means no matter where you are or what kind of environment you're in your crocodile will still make a splash (literally). And not only does it add decoration and ambiance to pools, ponds gardens and patios but apparently may also help keep unwanted animals and birds away too - bonus!

Overall this decoy is great value for money; looks realistic enough to fool everyone into thinking you've got a real croc swimming around your pool - without breaking the bank either. It's easy to set up and maintain as well; just pop him in the pool or garden area wherever suits best then sit back with a beer (or joint!) while he does his thing keeping watch over your property.

If you want something unique yet practical at the same time then go for Poolmaster 30-Inch Floating Crocodile Decoy. You won't regret it!

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