When it comes to a stylish piece of apparel,
A Riot T-Shirt is the move I prefer! https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00DRHLJLC?tag=absurdophile-20
It's made with materials that are pure and light
O'er comfort and style you will have no fight.
The best part though is the political jokes
That'll provide some laughs even when we're broke!
This funny tee by Crazy Dog brand fits just right
So any size won't lead to an awful plight.
Each design they make is so unique and bold
You'll be sure to turn heads if you don bust 'em out in the cold!
And if for some reason your happy not true,
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On top of everything else,you get quality too
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