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Out of the darkness it came, that Rhode Island Novelty Raccoon Tail Hat!
Finally a solution to my fashion woes, I ordered one and it fits like a glove. Fantastic find indeed!
It's perfect for any age – three to ninety-three - with its adjustable fit sure to suit most sizes of head.
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A wrapped in poly bag masterpiece; this furry delight can’t be beat!
The raccoon tail hat is here at last, and I'm jumpin' with joy ‘cause it all adds up fast!
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For warmth in winter or fun 'neath sun, this novelty accessory will be second to none.
Like a knight in shining armor come your way, you'll bring out some laughs when you sport the fur each day.
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Verse 3:
Can’t thank Rhode Island enough, they've made me feel so complete with the perfect Raccoon Tail Hat now at my feet! Now no matter if hot or cold, dressed in fur both young and old - happy days ahead awaits us all as we prepare for epic ballad calls!!
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