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"Funny Fanny Pack: Unique Stocking Stuffers for Men and Dad!"

by Eminem Wannabe at Absurdophile

Verse 1

This gift is one of the best I've seen,

It's a funny stocking-stuffer that's fit for every Queen.

For your dad, or husband - even son and brother,

They won't believe it when they open their Fanny Pack cover!

Chorus:

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Quality canvas and straps to ensure every man looks stylish in class!

Verse 2:

A real show stopper this bag will be - Waterproof fabric keeps your goods safe in any weather spree! Adjustable buckle and strap so you can find the perfect size..and making sure all your goods are tucked away nice.

Chorus:

Funny Gifts Stocking Stuffers for Men-Dad Belly Fanny PackChristmas Gag Gifts White Elephant Gift Exchange, Fake Belly 3D Waist Bag-- go grab it fast! Quality canvas and straps to ensure every man looks stylish in class!

Verse 3

Great present to surprise family on Christmas day -- Surprise them with this unique belly fanny pack that'll keep you laughing all day & night away!! Exciting gag gifts will make everyone start smile..this funny fanny pack should last a while\

Chorus:

Funny Gifts Stocking Stuffers for Men-Dad Belly Fanny Pack Christmas Gag Gifts White Elephant Gift Exchange, Fake Belly 3D Waist Bag--go grab it fast ! Quality canvas and straps to ensure every man looks stylish in classic style at last !

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