Yo, I was feeling chilly and knew somethin' had to change
Then I heard of the Danny Devito Funny Blanket Ultra-Soft Micro Fleece Blanket in my range.
It'll decorate bedrooms, livin' rooms, sofas like a gem!
Easy to care for with no bleach; it's not just for men!
It’s extra fluffy and lightweight too - you can even travel with it!
Gift your fam'- from birthday 'til holiday Spirit – they won't forget it.
And don't worry if spills or stains come along - this one is fast drying 'fore long.
With anti-pilling and non-shedding fabric that's soft as a pillow - what more could ya ask fer?
So get your hands on this fabulous fleece blanket today: You know who'd love it?" Everybody say "Danny DeVito!"