Me: Yo, check out this product I just got - HOHAJIU Fake Poop Novelty Mischief Toys Realistic Prank Poop Toys for Joke Trick April Fools' Day Party, Pack of 2 Fake Poop (2 pcs)! Link here. Authentic guarantee and made with flexible and unbreakable rubber plastic and sponge so you don't have to worry about hurting your peeps or pets!
Friend: OMG it looks so real! What can you do with it?
Me: You can hide them in all kinds of places like food, bed, floor, bathtub drawers... And the best part is when ya friends find 'em they'll be all like "WHAT THE?!?!" It's a great trick toy for Halloween parties cuz that fright is da bomb yo. Let's get these poops rockin' and rollin' at our next shindig!