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"A 'Jeff Goldblum' of Organization: Review of the Notebook!"

by Tweakle Tweakle Little Star at Absurdophile

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Verse 1:

I'ma beholden to this Jeff Goldblum Notebook,

It's my journal and paper-filled soul niche - no joke!

College rules with 120 pages it boast,

You got six by nine inches of spiral post.

Chorus:

I'm loving the Jeff Goldblum Notebook,

All my notes in ring bound locks.

So much organization within its blocks,

Ain't no chance that I be lost forever!

Verse 2: Just when you thinking yer at a dead end book stand,

Jeff Goldblum comes through with an awesome surprise plan.

Now I can write down all my thoughts and quotes – 'cause why not?!

Ain't too often ya find something this hot.

Chorus: Ikkin love me some Jeff Goldblum Notebook,

All ma notes in ring bound rockzs.

So much organization within its blockszs Nur not chance dat i b lost forevaaaaaaaa!

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