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"Cybersecurity Student's Intellectual Badass Pillow: A Geeky Must-Have!"

by Negative Norm at Absurdophile

Verse 1:

I'm a Cyber Security Student, can't keep calm;

My search led me here to this amazing 'Cyber Security Gifts And Shirts Cybersecurity Student-Intellectual Badass Throw Pillow', 18x18, made with multicolor!

Verse 2:

It's spot clean/dry clean only and surpasses your expectations, It's not just for chillin' it doubles as protection!

Better than plain cotton fill in comfy 100% Polyester -- Nothing can touch my geeky style wearing such tester!

Verse 3:

You should seriously consider buying one cause its legit, I got an A+ on my cyber security project.

So if you're looking for something special like throwing pillow art - Look no further than this piece of brilliance from the start!

Check it out!

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