I'm here to make a confession
When it comes to Aubrey Plaza I've made an obsession
The Celebrity Prayer Candle that bears her face
Provides spiritual power and so much grace
From its 100% USA Handmade design
Its presence fills me up with pride!
A wise investment if you ask me
This gift is sure to light up anyone's day, 'tis no mystery
Gleaming in its high resolution thick vinyl label
It surely casts out all my worries and provides an awful swell
Undoubtedly this is the best of presents, even on a shoestring budget
Wrapped around durability and one hundred percent strength like a locket
Easily recognizable right away because of April TV Show Novelty Gift suitability
Its glass is loveable and thicker than usual making your purchase more worthwhile longevity
What could be more magical than divine adoration? Nothing so beautiful can be beaten by comparation!
There's even the advantage of money back guarantee -- No questions asked. Absolutely splendid indeed!
For Aubrey Plaza-o-holics everywhere take comfort as you give off some serious cheer.
Purchase now or just hold tight for there'll never come another sight quite so bright!!