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"Zagone Studios LLC Off the Charts with Old Man Mask!"

by Gary the Golfer at Absurdophile

Verse 1:

Gave the Zagone Studios Old Man mask a try,

So glad I did it, here's why:

This Supersoft one size fits with ease,

It’s great for theater or haunted house pieces.

From use of make-up to hand washed care -

It’s truly something all should share!

Chorus:

Everywhere I go now folks do remark -

Zagone Studios LLC is off the charts!

Comfortable and light weight in tan to break daylight -

Yieldin' creative characters them can see right away tonight!

Verse 2:

Hey yo hear me out you know that its true –

Zaglatex masks are custom made just for you!

46 years of innovation plus creativity it takes –

To make sure their masks put funny faces on our breaks.

About ‘em Party City doesn’t never mess

They ensure authentic wear fit juss like tees –

No need try no other premium choice

Is what makes old man clothings voice as precise as gold coins ringing in everyone's ears... CHORUS

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