First, I found the perfect find
While browsing on Amazon's site
It was Retta Merry Chrithmith Mike Tyson ugly t-shirt that surely shined
At a great price too - it certainly seemed just right.
With long sleeved length and made of cotton so soft
This shirt is well within our budget yet not scrimpy in cost.
It comes from USA and sure to last quite a while
With taped neck, seams and two needle hemmed style.
Plus there’s sizes that correspond for anyone - small thru xxx-large
Now my son will be dressed up come the Christmas charge!
The pull closure makes it easy to wear with ease
And then Iron Mike rounds out the holiday apparel sleigh!
So don't hesitate give this gift away, because you can shop without any fear or dismay;
The best value anywhere is here on display – A serious wow factor – each person I've asked has said "Yay!" Go purchase one now at https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07KJC5GND?tag=absurdophile-20 , what an amazing way To make your son smile this holiday season today!