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"Mike Tyson Ugly Christmas Sweater: A Festive Treat!"

by Negative Nancy at Absurdophile

I recently acquired this super-fine Retta Merry Chrithmith Mike Tyson Ugly Christmas Men's Long Sleeve T-Shirt from Amazon, in black, size medium, a real treat!

The specs all make sense: wide by length for small to triple XL where I spent

A hundred per cent cotton that comes pre shrunk so I express cheer with no funk

Seamless rib knit collar plus shoulder and neck seams taped makes it last longer even when exposed to beats

Two needle hemmed sleeves forever shall endure; the festive holiday mood for me will not be blurred

Set in long sleeves are guaranteed when you pick up this masterpiece; Iron Mike beams at ya as he lights your way home with no hassle or cease!

So get in the spirit to celebrate far and wide before 2020 arrives; shop now while stocks last 'cause nothing says Christmas more than an ugly sweater of Mike Tyson's size!

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