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"The Perfect Tee: Richard Simmons Mens Classic Shirt Sweatin' to The Oldies"

by Negative Norm at Absurdophile

For the man who's always searching for that perfect tee,

This Richard Simmons one’s good as it gets, trust me!

In sizes small to XXX-large he'll be looking blessed,

Whether a gift or birthday an should've guessed.

Officially licensed and of quality so great,

It couldn't have been made by another brand mate!

A classic crew cut neck and short sleeves too;

Our man won’t sweat his shirt through sittin' 'round view.

We can never forget the name of our hero - Richard Simmons famed;

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