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You: A dill-dough about to be. I'm not stressed, 'cause I'm made of dill. This is my stress relief putty, 'cause it's sweet and green. It helps me release tension when it's crunched up in my hand, so that I can relax as the pressure starts to ease off from within. "For your pleasure," this product says on the box, but actually there's no need for words; all you have to do is squeeze and knead Dill Dough Stress Relief Putty in your hands till you're feeling relaxed again!
Other person: Y'all these are a dime a dozen! You should know that by now!! They don't help relieve stress at all - they just make you feel like crap! And besides - pickles? Seriously?! Can't we get something with a little more quality or what?! You got any other gift ideas here?? What else ya got in stock? Oh man...