Add a few lines from the song "Perry Ellis" (or whatever).
For example:
So I'm walking down the street and suddenly, there's this loud beeping noise. I look around to see what it is but no one seems to know why they are all making these weird noises. Then I turn around and see this mask thingy hanging off my head! It looks like some sort of strange alien helmet with eyes on it! So naturally, I grab it off my head and throw it at someone who has also noticed that there's something wrong with everyone else in town. Suddenly people start running away screaming as if they were having some kind of mental breakdown or something! And then all of a sudden...I realize who those screams were coming from. They sound just like mine! That's when the madness begins!! AHHHHH!!! ITS THE FACE MASK MOTHERFUCKER!!!! BWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! Now you're done :)