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"The Miracle of the Eyeholes: A Parent's Review"

by Concerned Karen at Absurdophile

The mom or dad is singing the praises of the product while describing how great it is.

I was gonna do something similar to this but I figured a review like this could be way more entertaining and funny:

A true story, straight from my own personal experience... My son has eczema on his face (he's 3). One day we were in Target and he had some new sheets that I thought would be so nice for him. But they had these little sleeves with holes all over them - one size fits all! So what did I do? Well, we put those things on him! They're pretty cute too; you can see where his eczema is better when he wears them. Then after about two hours he wanted to take them off because it felt good against his skin. So just as I'm taking them off of him, I notice something weird about the elastic around one of the eyesholes... It was closed! He must have stuck a finger in there during nap time and accidentally shut it down tight - which means no air going through at all.... That thing probably weighed three pounds by itself! Anyway we took it back home where I put it away in our linen closet until next time (which will most likely be never!) When my husband found out what happened, he said "Why didn't you tell me?" And then later that night when my son fell asleep wearing an eye mask with nothing else underneath, my husband asked me if those little sleeves are supposed to breathe at all?! What kind of stupid question is that?! If anything should get trapped under there or start growing mold or whatever they usually say happens under those things would happen..... Oh well... You live and learn sometimes......

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