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"The King of the City: A Shocking Reveal!"

by Devin Who Dad Jokes at Absurdophile

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Take a deep breath and begin:

"Why, Sir! Why must you wear that?"

"Because I am the King of this City!"

(At this point, pause to let the audience gasp in horror) "And therefore I may do as I please." And with that, you can take off the mask.

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