I'm an exuberant patriot, and let me tell you I could not be happier with the Tipsy Elves Patriotic USA Fanny Pack with American Flag Cape Suspenders & Drink Holder! As soon as I saw it, I knew this was the only accessory for all of my summertime flag-waving fun. The moment I opened the box, my patriotism surged - everything about this pack screams America: from its rugged construction to its sharp American flag design.
The material is extremely high quality, so despite being shuffled around and subject to plenty of wear-and-tear during barbecues and fireworks presentations countryside, outdoorsy activities etc., it still looks like new - no color fading or fraying seams yet! And there's even a bonus drink holder attached; your favorite beverage will never leave your side now that you have it securely holstered by your hip while waving the stars and stripes everywhere you go. Plus all 4th of July long? Trust me on that one too - just make sure to remember where homebase is ;)
It's also super adjustable thanks to elastic waistband straps that expand comfortably up to 46", making sure everyone can strut their stuff in proud Americana style without having any pinching bellyaches or unnecessary added weight from carrying what would otherwise need extra pockets or bags. In other words: when gravity kicks in after eating those roasted hot dogs (and fifths) at dusk over 4th of July weekend? You know who'll still be standing :D
All jokes aside though - seriously y'all check out [Tipsy Elves Patriotic USA Fanny Pack](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B078SKCGDW?tag=absurdophile-20), made specifically with bold Americans such as myself in mind who livestream our national pride every day <3 Happy celebrating!