Verse 1:
Danny Devito Men’s Black T-Shirt, a cotton tee with vintage style.
It will make your wardrobe cool, I swear it lasts for quite a while.
Solid colors are made of 100% Cotton just like the American dream!
Other styles of Heather Grey and all, they'll fit in any scene!
Chorus:
Funny gift for any men or women -- Danny Devito Men's Black T-Shirt is that one getaway plan!
So don't delay bein' a fan 'cause this shirt nowhere else you can find no whoah man!!
Verse 2:
Machine Washable makes it so easy to keep fresh on the fly;
And if ya don't feel too thrifty It'll not break bank when you buy!
No matter what color ya choose, somehow fits drama and woe;
Cuz Danny Devito himself wears these shirts – at least that's rumours say so!