I got something special, somethin' extra original
For that prankster in yo life; it's the Child Chucker box Gift wrap inside, hidden treat for all to find
Yer friends'll love unwrapping this hilarious surprise
Ain't no glue or tape! Box quick put together in a jiffy size
Weird jokes and funny details makin 'em on the floor rolling and barkin' with laughs
Savant level trickery when your friend gets their gift way too fast
Get ready for April Fools and watch as they fearfully unwrap this awkward box like a ballerina dance...