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"Lazy One Funny Boxer Briefs for Men - Comfort and Style That Lasts!"

by Eminem Wannabe at Absurdophile

Verse 1:

My search was long been looking around,

'Til I finally found; a brand that wears so sound.

Lazy One Funny Boxer Briefs for Men - Underwear for Men Crop Duster Large,

Comfort is in charge with these and no shorts are too large.

Chorus:

These briefs have got me feeling alright, yeah!

Cotton fabric keep them comfy all night, yeah!

Won't fade away when tugging the strings tight, yeah!

Verse 2:

No shrinking such a surprise to behold!

Gifting's easy 'cause funny prints never get old.

The joke will always stay put wash after wash - oh yes!

So this product has my highest regards fresh.

Chorus: (refrain)

These briefs have got me feeling alright, yeah! Crank up the bass let the rhythm take flight-yeah! Won't fade away just keeps getting tighter-yeah Super comfortable like those supersighter-yeah…

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