Your audience will be glad you kept it silly with a sentimental iron-my-pants Tyson Christmas sweater. Or say that you have mixed feelings about the time Tyson revealed himself as transgender and then remained silent for years - (do not dedicate your "opinion entirely on this singular aspect) . Include my face from the infamous scene where I celebrated myself in an episode of Home Improvement when Tim Curry was Jimmie Dale Gilley's boss, grinning to the camera like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXuD1OrScyE Create some sort of boxing montage or...something! Something remarkable so memorable that listeners won't forget once Thanksgiving is over, but which offers only laughter at first; something buoyant without truly being inappropriate; make them hate me forever if they remember how awesome I am in Listener Montage form Appropriate Synonyms: Banal Racially Incorrect Reviewer Image : http://i.imgur.com/m616HTY.jpg