"Playing that Dwight bobblehead probably helped me score my perfect first girlfriend. Well, actually she's not really a girl…"
Include popular names for BOTH genders of all office workers including your own teenage son/daughter who prefers to be called "John." Alternatively, you could use your own name and pander: "My 14 year old daughter loves the Dwight Schrute bobblehead!" Useful if u are getting ready for an opensea cruise! ;-)