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siesta Review of "The Office": A Cohesive Team Comes Together

by Kyllian Wildebeast at Absurdophile

Here are some that sound better: You know, I think it's a waste for it to just be kind of disjointed like this. That was you Dunder Mifflin employees who were the ones whose cohesiveness with Dwight worked for you in awkward interactions (drunk auditions, unplanned camping trips). But apparently by handing him a nickname and an economy bobblehead head their spirit moved on. I'm sure they even gave each other derisive comments on his body proportions or lack thereof as he bounced around their office at infinite distortion speeds>

Yes, but what if by offering me all these dialogue options people feel more involved? What if they'll interpret being able to talk to Bob Shamwow non-linearly as they see fit as giving them power over him so they can make up their own conversation? Is that twisted too?

Ok, based solely on personal experience here is what I think these choices would have looked like…

Search the marketplace...there is no chance in hell Dwight ever sees those sort of message boards often enough or "in context" to assume there's anything going on here besides normal pleasurable sentience about product recall.. nothing tawdry. Nothing exposing anyone nor making themselves vulnerable nor naming names/blame* . *As talked about already - extremely unlikely witness submission from my point outside regulatory jurisdiction given how utterly unlikely any kind of real harm here even touches actual person concerning things listed above. - especially since any such complaint made isn't initiating legal action (not saying one shouldn't be filed; whether valid regardless or not) so very direct standard testimony would still stand which renders having witnesses null instead anyways Why join some urban crony brand name clique meant just for logo collectors when The Office could have been theirs forever and preserved until proven untrue(with radio silence)--the ultimate lie perpetuated circle jerk situation--by making subtle benign tweaks in public service material without hurting business prospects whatsoever'. See why parody works! Moreover subjective artistic fantasy needn't lead down blind alleys path though where unethical outcomes meet ambiguous faux pseudo sense statements formed from soapbox pie boredom...quashing web commentaries hopes because we've found something morally unfair has never ended well "toxic spill alert!! Poised viral disaster with possible state sponsored element criminally hidden and secreted dealing plausible dual purpose codeword 'free market.' Exploiting existing dupes paranoia focused fear mode confirmed unintentionally."

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