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_Review: Hamilton - An Unpractical Exploration of Gender and Race in the Bear Kingdom

by Kyllian Wildebeast at Absurdophile

, Hamilton! rather than a simple paragraph.

The whole thing does NOT have to be a rap, just 2 or 3 lines at the end about it being impractical for travel or cleaning jobs; make that connection early on in your speech or your review will whiff harder than flower scent from an Icelandic goat. Somehow tie physical appearance into this concept- get specific and explain why you don't match the gender / race of bears used by Disney characters!

That way, most rubberneckers/browsers are sure to click "Buy" last right away instead of letting their skeptical soul take over and if they scroll past your positive prose without reading it why not encourage them with some encouragement?

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