I present to you the absolute best,
HFYZZ 27 Pieces for your stress:
Fake Poo Realistic Fake Turd looks so real,
Lifelike Joke Toys with Drawstring Bags to make you squeal. Check it out on Amazon here!
It fits in any place; toilets, beds and floors too -
These pieces are perfect for April Fools' and Halloween too!
Different sizes bring plenty of fun, (it's not just one)
You can hide them anywhere and watch their surprise when they're done!
Floats right on the water –reliable & light –for all pranks at parties ready tonight!
Realistic Design will have people fooled; Color shape exact -as if real poo deemed cool.
But don't rinse these fake toys or else a clog be made;
this could spell disaster instead of a jest parade! 8 diffrent shapes plus two roaches & flies for laughs galore.. The ultimate joke that's worth 29 yays or more!!