Try to keep the reviews mild, wholesomely humorous and off-beat. It would be nice if your review is in its own individual paragraph as it adds a sense of authenticity to the story or company.
If you have some momentum with this kind of satire, try posting sarcastic ads for something else along the same lines; like perhaps a product that urges people to create their own fake commercial spoofs including/going into detail about what should be included like how they are going to pay homage by involving celebrities...