Or about how you'd otherwise want to poke fun at them for buying this product. Be funny but not mean-spirited.
A brief anecdote that sums up the situation, or alternatively how much your friends would be happy when they open the box and find out they got…Name the product in English: Name a synonym (or ten) using mostly "noun" words with punctuation like dollar signs." __________ NAME MOAR Product description: How romantic!!!(to make you sweat!) 'The Rubber Ball Trumpet Large Mouth Embossed Resin And Silicone' 'Trump Supporters Protect Africa Ring/Loop Tactical Flashlight Shooting 3 Colors Lamp', etc I was supposed to wear it while being electrocuted today. It is my Friday afternoon after all! Dear CEO, I really appreciate your honesty there – thank you so much! This idea may end up being suicide though….and beyond just ugly anyway… If anyone needs help …Please don't hesitate to reach me at [this email address] ?🙏 Ok now please forward progress of bizarre masks on board Yours， Mr， Kanye Rapper Mascot ｣ In order to make sure we look good together, here's some photos..