A gift for my room, I got Danny DeVito's ham
His portrait in tin, a rustic yesteryear glam
From Amazon ``shines the sign``, which comes with a guarantee that's fine
Mounted or placed on post, it'll look great each time
For any character place - lounge, store or cafe - this is sublime
The waterproof material won't fade over time and shows no signs of grime
It gives off cool vibes in different hues and prime colors are so divine
My walls look better than ever now thanks to size twelve by eight inches divine
The perfect present for anyone you know 'cause it adds some pizzazz to your design!