This Michael Myers mask is a sure-fire satisfaction,
A visually stunning replica of fear's temptation.
With gauzy black eyes adding extra allure,
It's the perfect match for an adult man or woman who seek terror!
No need to worry about comfort or size,
You'll get all the shock with none of the sacrifice.
Lightweight and durable from 100% natural latex-
Designed for long use and repeated shocks in context.
So if you want someone on Halloween scared witless,
The '2022 Michael Myers Mask' is your best bet - no question to bless!