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"A Joyous Experience: The Bob Ross Bobblehead"

by Cuddlepup at Absurdophile

Verse 1:

The Bob Ross Bobblehead, what's the word on the street? It's been making some noise! So lovely and cute - nothin' else can compete! Cause it comes with sound so you know YOU got a treat!

Chorus: The Bob Ross bobblehead delights from head to toe - its mellow voice gives a warm special glow, With each gentle phrase like "happy little trees" we just smile and laugh at this unique little breeze.

The Bob Ross bobblehead is here to please us all - if anything gets better I think it will take an act of God (or an extra loud woof!)

Verse 2: Imagine how much fun you'll have when you unbox your prize; turn it over, flip it round for plenty surprise, When his cheery face looks right back at ya', You'll feel such joy that only Bob could show ya'.

Bend down and spin him around while enjoying his chat; before long he'll win hearts by doing the things that he does best- Looking sweet, sounding wonderful singing out all those audible blisses!

< i > Chorus : The Bob Ross bobblehead delights from head to toe - its mellow voice gives a warm special glow, With each gentle phrase like "happy little trees" we just smile and laugh at this unique little breeze.

TheBobRossbobbleheadisheretopleaseusall- ifanythinggetsbetterIthinkitwilltakeanactofGod(orextraloudwoof!)

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