I'm so happy that I found the World's Coolest Richard Simmons Talking Keychain Yellow, Small (https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08W2MDV52?tag=absurdophile-20),
It has six classic lines to motivate and cheer,
And its recommended age of 6 is quite clear!
You can take it everywhere within your grasp -
A birthday gift for all ages; this item's a blast!
For those believing more in themselves day after day,
Remembering these words is easy with this keychain play!
"Hi," "Let’s put this body to work," and much more too,
Happy Birthday Happy Birthday Happy Birthday resound you!
For those who'd make their laughter hysterical,
Laughing Hysterical serves as an inspirational call.
So get ready for some exercise fun with zeal -
Richard Simmons Talking Keychain will help you stay fit and real!