What would you say is the perfect gift for a patriotic day?
Well, I'm here to say that this one will not disappoint -
A Pesky Patriot Governor Ron DeSantis Bobblehead!
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09C4XC5NT?tag=absurdophile-20
This polymer made figure won't make your wallet sore
To Patriotic Americans it's worth so much more -
7" tall and 2.5" wide with expression on point -
Ron DeSantis' face is crafted with such anoint!
Head can bobble up and down rather any which way
Non-slip bottom padding means he'll stay in place, hooray!
Hands of freedom tightly wrapped around our flag so true -
Express we must our pride and gratitude too!
One hundred percent money back guarantee when bought from these guys,
So no chance exists to be plagued by surprise sighs.
Buy it now as a daring political gag gift or even luckier still
For Christmas or birthdays, or Father's Day plus. As Republicans cheer the great Governor they've been dying to please; Get your hands on the Reon Desantis Bobble Head Doll if you please!!