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Review of Brrigeda Jesus Saved My Life Beanie Hats

by Negative Nancy at Absurdophile

Verse 1:

I'm here to rap a verse about Brrgida Jesus Saved My Life Beanie Hats

Link's below, so getcha' swaggy caps! https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0BD6R2YSW?tag=absurdophile-20

This new style comin' in both men and women sizes - designed for every head size!

The hat is warm and lightweight, trippy as can be - perfect for snowball fights or goin' out to ski!

Chorus: Brrgida knows just how to dress ya up this winter season - keepin' 'ya cozy with soft materials and no reason why you'll ever need'ta freeze again!!

Verse 2: It's machine washable, too (by hand of course) The ideal gift for any friend of course! Put it on your snowman this festive Christmas time And show the world that you put fashion over grime Keep your bun warm when you wander outside But make sure not to leave it all night long if its tide These hats are full of elasticity; A snug fit is guranteed implicitly Make sure everyone sees your sweet smoke alien With these hats say goodbye cold weather season!!

Bridge: Men n Women Winter Cuffed Warm Knit Hat skull cap'd look fly Whether running skating biking skiing hiking gonna make us high Soft knitted wool fabric will keep our heads warm durable flex design Clean knit beanies pullover ears cover hearts made up mine With hat I found yes now I don't have fear No more stress in my life brrrigda got me clear Jesus saved my life now cuz my wears divine Brrigeda Da Best thats what they all define

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