Ye aye been searchin' fer days,
Me treasured helmet gone astray.
Then I found Dann-Y Devit-O's bucket hat too grand ,
Givin' shelter as me wander the land!
Wide usage for me trip and tour,
Fishing, hunting or on the shore.
A great gift to friends an' kin,
Cyborgs and aliens alike wear it with glee an' grin!
High quality material makes this adventure strong,
Pre-washed look adds more bling to me song !
Flexible brim blocks sun rays out cold ,
Sturdy fabric has tale o'durability told !
Unisex design suits ladies 'n men far ,
Makes one feel happy like a star!
Hand wash only when dirt gets thick , Little extra care will keep ye fitter 'n slick!