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> "French Fry Fever: A Review of the Jacobson Hat Company's Novelty Food Hat"

by Negative Nancy at Absurdophile

When I found the Jacobson Hat Company French Fries Novelty Food Hat, Red, I knew that my life had been forever changed. It was during a crisp autumn afternoon while strolling through town that it caught my eye—a carnival vendor's cart stocked with this iconic headwear! One size fits most adults, and its American made craftsmanship just couldn't be beaten here in the heart of America.

As I slowly donned the hat,

The locals erupted into cheers everywhere

And suddenly there before me appeared a food stand parade

"This is why we love summer," said a smiling face nearby. From then on out no other hat could ever suffice – Jacobson Hats were where it's at! And when winter settled in and the holidays came 'round everyone wanted one for their own. French fry fever was upon us all! We celebrated our new fashion statement by having parades full friends sporting these fun french fry novelty hats.
In conclusion – if you are looking for an awesome way to dress up your outfit or put some pizazz back into fashion, please do yourself a favor and purchase one (or two!) of these amazing pieces today.

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