Ahoy! I be thinkin' 'bout me new hat from the Jacobson Hat Company, an' its French Fry Novelty Food Hat. Its redness be coverin' me head with splendor, an' makin' me look like them carnival vendors sellin' hot fries all night. Wearin this novelty piece o fashion had the tavern rocks rollin'.
The fit was perfect - one size fits most adults, indeed. An it not only provide warmth t'me noggin', but when I wore it fer a fortnight even the barmaid couldn't help but to smile at every glimpse of this funny food headwear Jacobson Hat Company French Fries Novelty Food Hat , Red. This here hat's made right here in da US o A and there be no doubt that ill wear it for many seasons to come!