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"Realistic Male Human Face Latex Mask: A Must-Have for Dress-Up Fun!"

by Roman the Nerd at Absurdophile

Verse 1:

From the moment I opened my package,

I knew this Realistic Male Human Face Latex Mask Celebrity Head Mask was top notch;

Full Color and Hand Made with a Professional Factory you see,

Plus it cost just a few bucks for an Overhead clear view!

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It's perfect for Halloween or parties that contain

dress-up fun,

And when paired with the right costume it’s sure to not be outdone!

Verse 2:

Hand Painted so carefully over every detail,

That complexity of colors to me did truly appeal.

The realness of my face mask is far beyond compare

It's made better than some others in plastic right there!

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