When ye a lookin' fer somethin’ to ador-y,
Ye can't go wrong wi' the Worldwide Memorial.
Yer style will shine when this pillow's in place
And show those 'round you yer grand sense o' taste!
Twill keep its shape no matter how tough,
With machine washable usin' cold water stuff.
For livin room couch or bedroom floor, I'm sure;
This velvet throw there'll be an ideal cure!
Its size is jest eighteen inches whole square
Fer any surface where it may fare;
Beautiful colors fer that stylish grace we love –
Thanks Mr Worldwide for givin’ us something above!
Gift'd tae your famly on special day? They'll surely rave –
Get ready tae hear lots o’ flattery and praise;
It moulds perfect in one try if fit is what thee crave -
Mr Worldwide Meme throws that never misbehave. [Link]